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Lost Script

Sawyer: "Darn it Kate, I'd dump Juliette for you, except you're a sociopath, Freckles!"

Juliette, with pursed lips: "I'm getting so sick of this love quadrangle! Where'd Hurley go?" (Director's note: keep lips pursed throughout scene.)

Cut to Hurley walking in.

Hurley: "Dude. You're totally hot, but the last time I fell in love, the actor who played my squeeze got busted in real life for drunk driving, so in order to appease the locals, they killed her off. Are you willing to take that sort of risk in order to get some sweet Hurley love?"

Juliette starts to answer, but before she can say more than, "Y..." there is an explosion outside. Sawyer, Kate, Juliette, and Hurley run to the window.